if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
my favorite part about new years is waking up and realizing that nothing has fucking changed
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable