swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here


spookynobs:

gracefulgore:

ohheyfaggot:

I love this so fucking much.

I personally think the way that the parent handled this isn’t very mature but you know. Whatever…

How was it handled immaturely? He bullies her. She is in no state to be doing P.E and whenever Mum excuses my sister, he has a go at her and embarrasses her in front of everyone. So, no, it was NOT handled immaturely because we’re sick of the way the school handles everything. Thank you.

(Source: salivatingoveracklesinshackles)

nxyc:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

  • Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
  • Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.

darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud