imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever


illuminatingmoonbeams:

One of my favorite movies, ever. <3

(Source: elijahwood)

louispanking:

fall in love with someone who will treat you how one direction treats niall